Company tech support insists on only helping via voice texts, until exasperated IT manager does the same to them with all their passwords: ‘Suddenly they switched to text’

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  • Tech Support Fixing Business Software Issue
  • Support kept using voice messages, so I gave them a taste of their own medicine

    Hi. I am a 35 year old IT manager for a small family run sales company.
  • We recently moved from a very old ERP to a new platform that is modern, intuitive and much more efficient.
  • Technically it is a great produt. The problem is support. Their in app support is fairly fast but they reply almost only using voice messages.
  • I stopped listening to voice notes years ago because they break focus and force you to replay things just to get basic info.
  • Text lets me read, search and solve. Audio just slows evrything down. I asked them many times to stop using audio and even told them I was hearing impaired.
  • They ignored it. Yesterday the point of sale systems were not communicating with the local server, even though they were all online.
  • I did my part and contacted support because it was beyond my pay grade. As usual the first reply was an audio message.
  • When they asked for the remote access ID I sent it back as audio. Then I sent the password as audio too.
  • Suddenly they switched to text. They asked for screenshots. Then they needed the admin credentials and I sent the long messy password with numbers, uppercase and lowercase letters via audio.
  • From that point on everything was done in text, including todays follow up. Turns out they know exactly how annoying voice messages are.
  • They just do not care until it becomes their problem.
  • Password on Screen
  • Classic_Mammoth_9379 > They asked for screenshots. This is the biggest missed opportunity. Surely this requires a 10 minute audio description of everything on the screen, including OS elements, windows from your other apps, before you get to their app window.
  • Piranhaweek Original Poster's Reply I was actually thinking about doing something like that or even starting a nice audio discussion, but I needed to get things working again first.
  • bankshot Or you could print the screenshot, load it into your fax machine and have the fax leave the audio message of the screenshoot.
  • Piranhaweek Original Poster's Reply We do have a fax machine. I could go full "I'm extremely paranoid about security" and send the password handwritten in bad cursive. By fax.
  • formallyhuman I hate voice notes from anybody and everybody. It's the other person not valuing my time. You send me a two minute voice note instead of a few sentences I can scan and understand in a few seconds? Fuck you.
  • Piranhaweek Original Poster's Reply Two full minutes of "hmmmmm” and "aaannnnnd". Just filler, no actual information.
  • SlavaUkraina2022 My thoughts exactly: "The screen is 1080x1920. Here we go. Pixel 1.1 grey, pixel 1.2 grey, pixel 1.3 grey, pixel 1.4, surprisingly, a lightly lighter shade of grey..."
  • Piranhaweek Original Poster's Reply "So on the third line, pixel 345 is kind of a pinkish blue according to most people. Wait, John says it is more of a greenish blue. Let me tally the votes." 16hours of audio, and counting
  • sjclynn Their goal is actually to make interaction difficult enough that you don't call. Their KPIs improve and some manager gets a bonus. You have to live with their idea of support because your company is invested in the solution. As usual, the people who made the decisions leading to this don't have to support it.
  • Piranhaweek Original Poster's Reply That is actually a really deep point. You say it is by design, that making the support experience bad is a way to reduce the number of tickets. We should not have to deal with that kind of thing, but if it works for them, it is fair to be suspicious. So maybe there is no bad faith from the support staff. They are pushed to keep ticket numbers down. If I were not living in such a low tech environment, I would probably look into this idea. But locally, the amoun

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